on our holiday decor
I have a rule that my holiday decorations remain in their boxes until we turn over the calendar to December. Add to that the fact that I had an overwhelming case of bah humbugitis and I was in no rush at all to get the lights up. Due to having very limited space on a good day, Matt informed me that we would not be doing a tree this year. Putting up a tree would mean moving a bench in front of our window (a bench that my adorable little injured dog likes to sit on and look outside, which, by the way is her absolute favorite thing to do if she has to be inside) and that just didn't seem like a good idea. At first, I put up a fight. How could we not do a tree? Seems blasphemous, scrooge or not. So, we compromised. If we weren't going to have a tree inside, we'd string up lights on the tree we have outside.
The tree in front of our house is huge. Helen, the sweet old lady we bought the place from, told me that when she bought it, she was told it was a miniature birch. There is very little miniature about it. It is a large behemoth of a tree that has three separate trunks and stretches up into infinity and beyond. Because it is so big, we decided to just put lights on the trunks. I have been really liking the looks of the new LED lights that are out and I could just picture them wrapped around my tree, looking all cool and such. Now, I don't know if it's just my family that has the worst luck ever with lights or if it's something everyone experiences, but I should have known that it would not be as awesome as I imagined.
Last Saturday, we started out by going to Menards to get our lights. Who would have thought that they'd be entirely out of white lights (both LED and regular)? Regardless, I still managed to spend $100+ on other decor items. Go figure. There is a Wal-Mart across the street from Menards, so we hit that up next. Figuring that this project would use about six strands of lights, we bought seven, just to be on the safe side. We wouldn't want to run out of lights mid-decorating, right? Right.
We got home and Matt dug out the ladder and the extension cords. We spent a good forty-five minutes working to get the cord in the window to the power source in a way that wouldn't leave our window wide open inviting the cold, arctic air inside (no, we do not have an outlet outside, but thanks for asking). I suggested we plug in all of our lights to make sure they all work before we get to stringing them up on the tree. Matt suggested that they were brand new, in the box and so OF COURSE they all work. Fine. He always seems to know what is best.
I got up on the ladder and went to town. The branches start at almost our roof, so I was just a little bit lower than that (fifteen feet up, maybe?). We got into a rhythm of wrapping lights, duct taping the plugs together and wrapping the lights. By the time I finished the first trunk, it was very apparent that we did not, in fact, buy enough lights. I continued with the second trunk and then the third. About a fourth of the way down the third, and largest, trunk, the seventh strand ended. Matt got sent back to Wal-Mart for more lights.
At this point, all that was going through my head was the part of the Twelve Pains of Christmas song about rigging up the lights. I kept singing it over and over again. One light goes out, they all go out!, now why the hell are they blinking?!?!, Grab a flashlight, I blew a fuse! and my personal favorite FINE! You're so smart, you rig up the lights! Great fun. Of course it wouldn't be easy. Anyway.
By the time Matt got back, it was dark. Because, why wouldn't it be dark at 4 in the afternoon? So, there I was, up on the ladder, in the dark, with freezing hands, stringing the last of the lights. When I finally got to the bottom, Matt ran off to finish up with the extension cord in the window bit.
And then....he plugged the lights in. AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT. Oh my goodness gracious was there ever light. Have you ever really gotten up close and personal with those LED lights? If not, you can trust me when I say that they're really freaking bright. Or, at least the lights that were lit were bright. Yeah, believe it or not, some of the brand new, in the box lights were out. The lights that were in the strand at the very top of the tree, of course. This time, Matt got sent up the ladder. After a few trips up and down with bulbes and fuses and whatnot, he got them all working. And I got him to admit that this task would have been much easier if it had been completed inside before the lights went up. But, there's always next year for that.
Anyway, our yard is now bathed in a cool white glow. As is our neighbor's. In fact, I believe that our lovely miniature birch may be visible from the International Space Station. However, I actually really like it.
Here's the house, with the tree:
And here's one with no flash:
Is it totally tacky? If you think yes, please just lie and tell me it's not, okay?
I also hung up a wreath on our front door, which isn't tacky and which I think is pretty.
I am most proud of my inside decoration. Yes, decoration. Singular. We didn't do a tree this year, so I came up with the brilliant idea to create a really cool centerpiece for our dining table. The miniature birch in the front yard drops branches like it's going out of style. So, I collected a bunch of them, trimmed some pine boughs off of our front hedges and went to town. I am really pleased with how it turned out.
I am also happy with how little it cost. I used a vase/candle holder that I already had as well as a tray from another candle set. The ornaments we had and the branches and pine boughs were from the yard, so aside from the new candle holders, the project was totally free. It's our own little "Charlie Brown" tree.
That is the extent of our holiday decor this year. It is pretty minimal, but I do have to remind myself that we won't be here for Christmas or New Year's this year. Our stockings (which are totally kick butt and handmade by my mom) and all of the really good decorations reside at my parents' house in Colorado. And, those outside lights really did take us the better part of an afternoon to install, if you will. So, this is enough for this year.












