Twilight Stuff

If you haven't read the Twilight Series, this post is probably not for you. It contains spoilers for some or all of the series and a lot of it will likely be lost on you. I, however, find it all very funny and, well, awesome. So, I felt the need to share with my fellow "Twihards".

First off, if you've finished the series and haven't read what there is of Midnight Sun, go do that now.

Now then. Let's get started with the rest of it. Here is Twilight in 5 minutes (contains Twilight spoilers):


Next, here is New Moon in 5 minutes (contains New Moon spoilers):


And, here is Growing Up Cullen. A hilarious IM exchange between two people. Start at the bottom, read that exchange and then work your way up the page through the exchanges. It does contain spoilers for the entire series. I laughed out loud several times while reading this.

Following that, I give you Edward Cullen's review of Breaking Dawn (contains Breaking Dawn spoilers, obviously).

I am still working on getting beyond nearly a little bit through this, but Miss Cleolinda's take on Twilight is HILARIOUS.

Finally, the Twilight Trailer Spoof is good for a chuckle (contains no spoilers past what you may have already seen of the trailers online and on TV):


I hope you enjoy all of this as much as I have. And, may you randomly find yourself muttering phrases such as "Werewolves, nobody cares...Goddamn", "Get in the car loser we're going sparkling", and several others from Edward's recap that I won't repeat due to language. You are welcome.